I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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