So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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