Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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