This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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