You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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