Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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