I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I don't deserve a penis
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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