My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
