Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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