These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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