But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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