she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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