I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Randomize