i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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