This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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