so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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