Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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