I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
