We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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