I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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