You're a womanizer and a bitch.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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