Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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