didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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