You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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