Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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