I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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