after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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