I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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