yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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