just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Everclear isn't food dammit
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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