Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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