Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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