The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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