hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
