Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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