So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I wish i was in the wii world.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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