PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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