I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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