ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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