Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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