eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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