So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
