I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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