Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Drunk is not a location!
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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