So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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