i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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