I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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