# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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