You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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