you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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