I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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