How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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