As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Randomize
