hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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